As long term readers know, I unchangingly do a Valentine’s theme. And I was gonna be fancy this year, but whatever, Pathaan is still in theaters and we are all riding a wave of SRK love, so let’s DO this!!!!
For each Jodi, rank first to last for chemistry!
Shahrukh and Deepika
Pathaan
Top chemistry, they both finger sultana and sexy and powerful

Chennai Express
Next weightier chemistry, they’ve got a unconfined swoony romance vibe here

Happy New Year
This would be last, except for the two moments in the middle of songs when their vision meet

Om Shanti Om
Dips is super cute and young in this, it just feels increasingly like friendship than equals to me.

Shahrukh and Anushka
Jab Harry Met Sejal
So many magical moments in this, crazy sexual and mental and every kind of chemistry

Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Such good chemistry it ruined the movie considering you just wanted them together all the time. But they weren’t, so overdue JHMS

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
A very soft quiet kind of chemistry here, but effective

Zero
I just hate everything well-nigh this movie

Shahrukh and Kajol
Dilwale
Purely for chemistry, it’s the tops. They are mature and sexy and super good together plane if the plot’s nonsense.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
One word: Gazebo

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
One word: Bangles

My Name is Khan
Very traumatic movie that I never want to watch again, but you really REALLY buy them as a couple in this

DDLJ
So good, but they are so young. The pure chemistry isn’t distilled yet.

Baazigar
Yeh Kaali Jaali Aankhen!!!!

Karan-Arjun
Roll in the hay!

Shahrukh and Juhi
One 2 Ka 4
Mess of a movie, super super sexy.

Yes Boss
They are mostly friend-energy in this, but that just makes the moments of romance that increasingly intense.

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman
Cute young passionate couple! Like puppies.

Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Definitely Friend Energy in this one.

Duplicate
Sigh. I wasn’t plane gonna include this, but then I remembered Lily P and Twinkles. Be grateful! I put in your stupid movie!

Shahrukh and Rani
Chalte Chalte
Marriage realness vibes, plus love and sex and warmth and good things.

Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
This would be the top considering they have a lot of swoony moments here, but moreover a lot of angst, and malaise isn’t sexy.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pretty darn good for a first movie!

Okay, now fight me!!!