If YRF is going to do this whole “spy universe” thing, then they had BETTER requite the women their own spin off! Katrina in the Tiger films and Dips in Pathaan both have really interesting strong characters, and unconfined whoopee moments, they can veritably handle their own movie.
Does anyone else remember Birds of Prey? It’s a TV show, a comic series, a movie it keeps getting forgotten and then revived considering it is such a tomfool idea. Batgirl, without stuff crippled, has turned herself into a computer genius. And she pulls together an all sexuality team of superheroes to go on missions she coordinates. Also, they sometimes hang out together and have girl’s nights, and mutter well-nigh the male superheroes, and lots of tomfool stuff.
Anyway, THAT is the spin off I want!!!! I think Vidya Balan would be the weightier to coordinate the team. Oh! And she could be injured not plane considering of who she is! Again, that’s what happened with Batgirl, she was shot considering of who her Dad was. Vidya is a sunny analyst, the one when at the office with the headset doing everything. She is married to a top spy (Maddy?), and then one of his enemies breaks into their house and kidnaps them both, kills him, and cripples her. She’s given understanding leave and a pension and sent off to be a Sad Widow.
Fast forward 5 years, Vidya is SICK of stuff a sad widow. She has skills and no one seems willing to use them, she tries to go when to work but is told she’s too old, too female, too everything. Plus, she has a pension from her husband, it would be like double dipping. Everyone tells her how proud she should be of her hero husband and ignores her request for an very job.
And then she looks at her old wringer reports well-nigh the former ISI teachers turned renegades Dips and Katrina, and she has an idea. She reaches out to her husband’s old partner, Kareena, who is now a stay at home Mom to two kids. She couldn’t take the crazy hours of a full time job any increasingly but admits she does “freelance” sometimes. Vidya hires her to track lanugo Dips and Kat and offer them a defended phone, just in specimen they overly want to work together. And Dips and Kat both have things they want help with, so they stipulate to make a trade.
Dips wants them to help her take lanugo a casino in order to ruin the casino owner, who she hates considering she has seen how he destroys the lives of the gamblers. Vidya controls the games and screens, and Kareena and Dips and Kat do the glamorous lark on the floor stuff, evil casino DESTROYED!!!! Kat wants them to take lanugo an Evil Arms Dealer, which involves going undercover as Sexy Dancing Girls until they are worldly-wise to steal his phone and liquidate all his assets. Kareena’s up for anything so long as they pay, considering school fees are killing her.
After the little side missions, Vidya reveals her Big Complicated Mission she’s been towers towards. There’s a kidnapper for profit working in India, he takes wives and children of powerful men and holds them hostage until he is paid off. No one is interested in going without him considering the wives and kids are returned. But, what well-nigh the forfeiture to the women and children? PTSD, physical scars, or like her permanently crippled. No one cares considering that’s just collateral damage, the real wade was on their husband/father/son/brother/whoever. The closest the police overly came to investigating was when Vidya’s husband Maddy was killed. In that case, they were given the man who ordered the hit, and the man who unquestionably killed Maddy, but the kidnapper got off scotfree. All he did was take Vidya (crippling her in the process) in order to use her as morsel for the killer to get Maddy.
At first the other women aren’t that interested but go withal with the plan considering they finger they owe Vidya (and she’s paying Kareena). But then they find recordings of the women and children who were kidnapped and “not harmed”. But in reality they lose jobs, cut lanugo their social lives, have all these things that effect them vastitude just stuff kidnapped and then returned. The other women finally realize why Vidya really cares well-nigh this, and is wrestling that the police and everyone else just sees the bad in terms of how it affects the men, and not the victims. Kareena plane offers to donate her fee, for once.
They set up their vengeance in an elaborate sting, which involves bringing in The Husbands. SRK and Salman in a cameo, and Kareena’s husband who is revealed to be Saif (of course). The Husbands pretend to be cowardly corporate types who want to rent the kidnapper to kidnap Vidya and her kids in order to take vengeance on Saif, their merchantry rival. The Kidnapper agrees, including their demand that it be double blind, plane his own team can’t know who hired them or who the target is until the last minute. Which allows the women to drug the kidnapper, dress him in a sari, put him in Vidya’s wheelchair, and get HIS OWN MEN to kidnap him. For 6 days he is kept in isolation, in a visionless smelly room, with little food, no way to wipe himself, etc. etc. At the end of it, he is drugged and wakes up in a hospital room, unable to move. Kareena and Dips and Kat show up as sexuality police officers to take the statement of his wife, ignoring and shushing him whenever he tries to speak up. They explain she can prosecute for fraud for the kidnapping money, but there is no other treason here, her husband was returned without all.
Montage of kidnappers goons stuff rounded up for “fraud”, kidnapper stuff publicly humiliated as he is trotted out on TV shows as the “poor victim”, and the women dancing and drinking champagne together to celebrate. Ending with Vidya getting an zestful on her computer and telling them “Ladies, we have flipside job to do.”
What do you think???
